The President Unveils New Weapon in War on Terror

Was blogowsing (blog-browsing) tonight and found a mildly humorous posting at The Right Place.  Slow news night around here, so sorry nothing too exciting to post.  Part of the problem is sensory overload the last few weeks after my vacation, too many moonbats and muslim maniacs running around making life miserable.

Enjoy this…

posted by Stew Magoo

The Get Stewed Newsmonger News Hounds have been at it again. With all this talk about how the Iraq war is “Lost”, I instructed the News Mongers thusly:

*** Telegram ***
From Stew Magoo
To The News Monger News Crew

The War on Terror seems to be going really badly stop
Find out what is really going on stop
Determine secret plan of President Bush stop

And they did!

Top Secret Newsmonger News Story

President Bush has proven his wily ways yet again. Surrounding himself with an air of indifference to the public sentiment on the Iraq war has emboldened his detractors in their criticism. But it turns out that the Bush camp was merely lulling the terrorists into complacency to secretly unveil a new weapon. The head squish.

The President unveiling the devastating Head Squish during a press conference.

But wait! There’s more!!!

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